Next Tagline doesn't leave until tomorrow, sorry no Tagline today.

"Love lost, fire at will, dum-dum bullets and shoot to kill..."

Higher Brain malfunction due to sleep and no coffee.

Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?

We want... a shrubbery!

I'm not dead! Its just a post-life crisis!

Test Tagline, isn't this too interesting?

If I'm so wrong, why can't you prove it?

Backing into a fan, the firefly was delighted to no end!

Dead, Dead, Dead, "Wait, I'm not quite dead yet" (*WHACK*), Dead...

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

Just another random quote.

Just another inmate in this ASYLUM!!!

Listen, I can give you some glasses, if you think they'd help.

No, life isn't what I wanted - haven't you got anything else?

Originator out of chocolate. Taglines may become irrational.

.retupmoc siht edisni depart m'I pleH

"Those shackles aren't too tight, are they?" -- Harlan Ellison

Every time I close the door on Reality, it comes in through Windows.

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

Karoke - Japanese for 'Tone Deaf Drunk with Microphone.'

No! Use fireballs, you idiot!

Q.: How do you drive an idiot crazy? A.:

If only the good die young, I'll be here forever.

My family tree must have been used for firewood.

Life is enough to drive a healthy person sane.

Health Tip: Red meat is good. Blue, fuzzy meat is BAD.

He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it.

Famous Last Words #42: "I'm not afraid..."

Don't touch that dial! We'll be back before you know it.

Every time I think I know where they are, they move!

Cats ARE smarter! Eight cats won't pull a sled.

Cthulhu loves you...with a nice Chianti......

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

It's men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name.

Quick! Change the channel! - Zangeif

Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again

Veni. Vidi, Borgi: I came, I saw, I got assimilated!

See? My luck isn't bad! This clothesline broke my <thwip> faaalll.- DW

Guten Tag!

Joel: He 'blowed up' lame! * Bots: REAL lame!

Kat's favorite game: Ha! Made you look!

Taglines to make ya go hmmmm.....